I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
