You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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