i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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