at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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