P.S. I can't hear my feet
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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