whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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