I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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