so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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