yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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