Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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