I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
and she was petting her beer can
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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