yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
third nipple confirmed
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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