it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
