Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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