i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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