i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
So I just went to clothing optional bar
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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