Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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