Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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