ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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