I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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