We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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