Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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