Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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