the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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