i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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