i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You have to summon your inner elephant
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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