Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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