walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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