he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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