Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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