scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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