Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
