I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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