I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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