this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You have to summon your inner elephant
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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