do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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