4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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