are you still at the devil's house?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
There was a lot of him and a little penis
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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