That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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