You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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