I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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