let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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