This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
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