I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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