Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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