hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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