wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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