and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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