hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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