The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
