used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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