Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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