Sponge bath it is.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
His nipple licking is glorious
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