i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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