At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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